Why do we call him Coach? Because he's an actual Football Coach, that's why! And when he's not coaching the local henchmen that make up his D-Line, he's probably fixing the tape line that your last barber screwed up.
He's a family man and well liked by many. We're pretty sure he was raised by pack of wild Unicorns and glows like Edward in Twilight when the lights go out....but don't let the vampire glitter fool you, Chris doesn't suck by far, and can slang scissors better than that other Edward with scissors and hands.
Favorite Barber Tool: Straight Razor Favorite Movie: Snatch